Normally I wouldn't do this, but I found this article through Conservapedia, and it was too epic not to pass up.

It starts with this:
" Socialism is the phantastic younger brother of despotism, which it wants to inherit. Socialism wants to have the fullness of state force which before only existed in despotism. ... However, it goes further than anything in the past because it aims at the formal destruction of the individual … who … can be used to improve communities by an expedient organ of government.

– Friedrich Nitzsche"
Misspelling the guy's name, not off to a good start.

"Nietzsche is an atheist German philosopher who lived from 1844-1900 and together with others of the radical left of that time like Arthur Schopenhower created the intellectual atmosphere for Karl Marx and his Communist Manifesto."

First of all, Nietzsche wasn't an atheist, and secondly, the Communist Manifesto was published in 1848...4 years after Nietzsche was born. How a toddler can influnce a political philosophical work, I'd like to know.

Anyways, the article [link]AGE.view&ageId=79227 goes on like this for a while
appearently Obama is the new Marx or something.