Normally I wouldn't do this, but I found this article through Conservapedia, and it was too epic not to pass up.

It starts with this:
" Socialism is the phantastic younger brother of despotism, which it wants to inherit. Socialism wants to have the fullness of state force which before only existed in despotism. ... However, it goes further than anything in the past because it aims at the formal destruction of the individual … who … can be used to improve communities by an expedient organ of government.

– Friedrich Nitzsche"
Misspelling the guy's name, not off to a good start.

"Nietzsche is an atheist German philosopher who lived from 1844-1900 and together with others of the radical left of that time like Arthur Schopenhower created the intellectual atmosphere for Karl Marx and his Communist Manifesto."

First of all, Nietzsche wasn't an atheist, and secondly, the Communist Manifesto was published in 1848...4 years after Nietzsche was born. How a toddler can influnce a political philosophical work, I'd like to know.

Anyways, the article [link]AGE.view&ageId=79227 goes on like this for a while
appearently Obama is the new Marx or something.

You know, the problem is minority lobbying is that you get shit like this; [link]

Here's some quotes with lulz;
"Although francophones make up less than one per cent of the province's population of 508,000, [...] "The percentage is not important," Nushka Blais,"
How in the hell? 1% of half a million is like 5008 people, how in the hell is the percentage 'not important'?

""There is a population.… We exist, we're here,"
We're Here, We're Queer, get use to it? There is probably more homosexuals in N&L then French, why the hell aren't we translating into Homosexualese?

""We've been here for 500 years and will be for another 500, maybe more," said Cormier, also speaking in French.

"Therefore, I think it is time that they recognized our presence.""

The only reason they've been here for 500 years is that the English never kicked them out, or if they did, they came back, like some sort of STD (I'm looking at you Acadia >.<. We really need to stop catering to these people, I mean, this is sort of like forcing your Pastor to do church in English AND Klingon because you make up a fraction of the church population.

I hope this bill realizes that today is Heghlu meH QaQ jajvam

You're not illiterate, congrads.

GUYZ

RUN

PEDOS ARE INVADING.

seriously [link]

We should probably burn them out, with like, Acid, that's been set on fire.

*nom*nom*nom*

hey guis, I need a dream for psychology, but never remember mine, who wants to <s>bitch</s> friend and tell me theirs??